Two things I've helped Paul realize:
1) We are a 2 lbs. of burger/meal family
2) He asked me to buy steak knives today. I told him only white people use steak knives because they actually get to eat steak. I said Mexican families take steak, cube it (so everyone gets some), and make carne guisada that you can eat with tortillas. No steak knives required! I told him I need to start cooking for him like the Mexican husband that he is.